Birdie's Bottled Rage
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Reality's Gone Mad
Scientists discovered a strange new liquid that defies all traditional laws of physics. This weird substance, dubbed "Bizarro Liquid," shows properties that seem to be the perfect opposite of those expected. For example, while normal liquids run downhill, Bizarro Liquid ascends towards the highest point. It also fights against gravity, floating effortlessly.
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Equity Served Cold: An Fairly Legal Liquid
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